Classmate: Uy ballpen ko yan ah! akin nayan ibalik mo sakin yan

Me: Ballpen mo? Oo!! ballpen mo to noon, pagkatapos mong gamitin pakinabangan iiwan mo lang bastabasta kinalimutan ng parang walang pinagsamahan tapos ngayon babalikan mo? Umalis kana and don't you dare to touch my new ballpen

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