I sin. Every day I try to find imaginative and creative ways to sin, so that jesus and god(s) can feel appreciated. After all, jesus apparently died for our sins…although being the immortal son of a cosmic diety means he was never really in any danger of dying. Still, I think jesus appreciates it if we make his “sacrifice" feel necessary. And since so many people try to NOT sin, I actually go out of my way to sin more…to make up for all those people. I don't even have to ask for forgiveness…that's already been taken care of, so thanks christians! And let's keep the mission going!
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WE WILL DO THE SIGN OF THE CROSS AND LISTEN TO OUR TEACHER/FATHER.
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I sin. Every day I try to find imaginative and creative ways to sin, so that jesus and god(s) can feel appreciated. After all, jesus apparently died for our sins…although being the immortal son of a cosmic diety means he was never really in any danger of dying. Still, I think jesus appreciates it if we make his “sacrifice" feel necessary. And since so many people try to NOT sin, I actually go out of my way to sin more…to make up for all those people. I don't even have to ask for forgiveness…that's already been taken care of, so thanks christians! And let's keep the mission going!