1-2. I’m the chairman

Chairman of the board

I’m the chairman

Chairman of the baby’s board

When it comes to loving

I’m a businessman

I wheel the deal

Wherever I can
3. Oh I’m in love with the janitor’s boy,

And the janitor’s boy loves me;

He’s going to hunt for a desert isle

In our geography.
4. Mister Postman, look and see

(Oh yeah)

If there's a letter in your bag for me

(Please, Please Mister Postman)

Why's it takin' such a long time

(Oh yeah)

For me to hear from that boy of mine
5. I went for a jog in the city air

I met a woman in a wheelchair

I said "I'm sorry to see you're handicapped."

She says "What makes you think a thing like that?"

And she looks at me real steady

And she says, "You want to drag?"

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